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Old 22-02-2005, 18:54   #1
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Parable of Barnet

And so, it came to pass that JC and his chieftain jbell had mightily smote down the tribe of the Executors, but a new tribe began to rise in the South. This new tribe, named the Barnets, were led by a Fairman and had gathered many mercenaries to their camp with the lure of Gold, footballleague and Vodka.

The prophet JC read his news and warned the Barnets not to stray into the Northern regions of the country, but they heeded not his warnings. The Barnets first came upon the province of Here ford, where their defeat was of little importance. The Barnets carried on further North, until they reached the icy wastes where Stanley had his followers, the mad Ultras who were led by an aging warrior named Loweiy

Verily, the wise words of JC came to pass, and Jehovah conjured up a mighty Maelstrom. Despite the Barnets use of the Coat of Two Color (gold/black), they were defeated and left the field of battle dragging their wounded behind them. <o =""></o>

JC watched this from afar, drank deeply from his vast stock of wine and smiled. <o =""></o>

Here endeth the second lesson. <o =""></o>
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