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Busman747 · 23-02-2005, 16:21

An attractive young woman walks up to a bar in a rural pub. She signals for the barman to bring his face close to hers.

"Are you the Manager?" she asks running her fingers through his hair. "No" he replies "Can you get him for me?" she asks, stroking his face and allowing two fingers to slip seductively into his mouth so he can suck them gently "No, sorry" he replies, clearly aroused, "Can I give him a message?"

"Yes" she says, "Tell him there's no toilet roll in the ladies!""

23-02-2005, 16:21	#973
Busman747 Always EVIL within us Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Accrington Posts: 1,568 Blog Entries: 4 Liked: 40 times Rep Power: 1670	Re: Joke Of The Day An attractive young woman walks up to a bar in a rural pub. She signals for the barman to bring his face close to hers. "Are you the Manager?" she asks running her fingers through his hair. "No" he replies "Can you get him for me?" she asks, stroking his face and allowing two fingers to slip seductively into his mouth so he can suck them gently "No, sorry" he replies, clearly aroused, "Can I give him a message?" "Yes" she says, "Tell him there's no toilet roll in the ladies!"" __________________ Pray that there is intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's Bu""er all down here on Earth - (Eric Idle) Last edited by Busman747; 23-02-2005 at 16:22. Reason: remove thumbnail