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Originally Posted by Busman747
An attractive young woman walks up to a bar in a rural pub. She signals for the barman to bring his face close to hers.
"Are you the Manager?" she asks running her fingers through his hair. "No" he replies "Can you get him for me?" she asks, stroking his face and allowing two fingers to slip seductively into his mouth so he can suck them gently "No, sorry" he replies, clearly aroused, "Can I give him a message?"
"Yes" she says, "Tell him there's no toilet roll in the ladies!""
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omg that is sooooooooo.........................funny pmsfl (might try that if anyone crosses me)