[Lord Didsbury]

Somerset, I felt your tension at half time at the Etihad when they turned the sprinklers on just as a large black cloud came floating into view. "My God, what are they doing, what if it floods"? I said to Er Indoors who began massaging my shoulders to relax me, and getting out my notebook and slide rule so that I could scribble down some vital statistics about cumulus nimbus and the water table of Ancoats.