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Old 17-04-2017, 11:29   #257
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Re: Who ate all the pies?

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Originally Posted by yonmon View Post
PUKKA PIES AT BLACKPOOL...

Feeling peckish, and foolishly hoping that the Pukka Pies at Bloomfield Road might just have the edge over the last sorry offering I purchased at the Crown ( Wham !). I slid stealthily up to the food counter and bought one of their Meat and Potato delicacies...In front of other Meat Pie afficionados I unscrewed the lid and what do you think ?..The first centimetre layer of filling was lukewarm, the rest almost cold !.

I took it back and the Catering Supervisor immediately went in search of a Pie which could be described as Hot !.. she found one and with a smile exchanged them !..so kind !.

It was so unpalatable that I almost didn't eat it, but hunger pangs made me finish it apart from three pieces of gristly ' Meat ? '.

Am I to complete what is left of life's journey and not find a Pukka Pie which will satisfy my somewhat demanding tastes in such comestibles ?.

I've got a fiver burning a hole in my pocket so, in hope, I'll try another at the Crown this afternoon !.. .wish me luck !!
Chuck yer £5 in the bin mate, its better value.
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