[Busman747]

There are only eleven times in history...





...where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,we are sinking?"
-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-Custer, 1877

8. "Any @# kind of idiot could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-Michelangelo, 15 AD

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-Amelia Earhart,

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-Bill Clinton, 1998

...and a drum roll please!!!!!!!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-Saddam H, 2003