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Can you Imagine our Jonesy appearing before the selection committee?

'Now then Mr. Jones, how is it that although you aren't responsible for illegal war, or the deaths of thousands, within 4 years you manged to pees off 95% of the Hyndburn constituents?'

(Jonesy) 'Well sir, I think I have a natural talent for representing the New Labour party PLUS I have less of a conscience than Tony Blaire so I'm perfect for the job.'