[Busman747]

male chauvenists!!!





How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never
be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer
to
the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't.* There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course.* He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with
a
bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.