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Two Burnley fans are walking along the High Street when they see in a Chemist shop window ‘Free BFC Season Tickets’ within. One Dingle asks the other to go in and get two.
The Dingle is in there for over half an hour leaving his mate hanging around in the street. Eventually he comes out of the chemists and hands his mate a packet of condoms.
“What’s this? Where are the season tickets?” He asks.
“Sorry I was too embarrassed to ask!”