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MITZY · 26-02-2005, 20:47

Another Joke
One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh , c'mon , I'm sure there's one buried in your desk too.) Since he'd heard these jokes before , he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and -- oh , surprise -- out popped a genie.
The genie asked , as genies will , “What is your first wish?” The government worker thought about it for a second , then replied , “I would like to be rich!” So the genie granted him his wish , and poof the man was surrounded by piles of money rivaling the heaps of even Martha Stewart and Bill Gates.
Since the government worker knew the whole wish process , the genie didn't even have to ask for number two before he said , “My second wish is to be on an island with beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!” And poof , he was there.
Then the government worker -- or , as I like to call him , civil servant -- decided on his third wish , “I don't want to do any work ever again!” and poof -- ubiquitous ironic twist -- he was back in his office.

26-02-2005, 20:47	#983
MITZY Full Member+ Saints and Sinners Bingo Champion! Bezerk Champion! Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 693 Liked: 14 times Rep Power: 8581	Re: Joke Of The Day Another Joke One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh , c'mon , I'm sure there's one buried in your desk too.) Since he'd heard these jokes before , he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and -- oh , surprise -- out popped a genie. The genie asked , as genies will , “What is your first wish?” The government worker thought about it for a second , then replied , “I would like to be rich!” So the genie granted him his wish , and poof the man was surrounded by piles of money rivaling the heaps of even Martha Stewart and Bill Gates. Since the government worker knew the whole wish process , the genie didn't even have to ask for number two before he said , “My second wish is to be on an island with beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!” And poof , he was there. Then the government worker -- or , as I like to call him , civil servant -- decided on his third wish , “I don't want to do any work ever again!” and poof -- ubiquitous ironic twist -- he was back in his office.