[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Jim Procter

You don’t really mean that you, do you Walter. I’ll bet she’s a lovely lass, a treasure.

Treasure, eh, Treasure, crikey moses a wish hu were, down at the bottom of the deep blue wit rest o Blackbeards Treasure.
I went for a hearing test last year, after geddin lot o grief fro her an doughters , after a lot of messing about wi allt gadgets, she got two little widgets twiddled wi em, an stuck em in me lug oyles then she spoke, jesus a nearly crapped misen, noises were coming in I hadn't heard for 1/2 a life time, I pulled em out, give em her back, an sed no thanks, I couldn't put up wi that din, she said you can turn them off if need be, a sed no thanks, wod if I forgot tu turn em off, an she cracks up wit trumpet volutary ont phartoneum, idud gi me a heart attack.
So heres me enjoyin me sen in the land of the blissfully unaware.