[Margaret Pilkington]

I'll drink to that.
The reason that prison does not work is that it is just too comfortable.
Prisoners can get their drugs, they can get phones...ok, they don't have their freedom, but that is a fair trade off.
And it appears there is no shame to having done 'bird'...it is almost worn as a badge of honour.
Many pensioners would like to have three meals a day, no bills to pay....no wonder they go back in, it beats sleeping under a canal bridge.