I can see your reasoning, but agree it really does not belong in the humour section, because to be in there it has to be funny...and it doesn't quite make it....sardonic, maybe...but funny?
Not quite Big Joe, not quite.
That said, please don't let that put you off...keep on trying, one day you might get there.
It might take a bit of dynamite or a jet propelled rocket, as I don't think steam will get you there(not enough coal on the planet).
You get E..for effort....
