[Big Joe]

An MP up for election is about to knock at the door of a house when it is opened by a small boy aged 5.
MP Hello little boy can I speak to your daddy.
Boy replies in a whispered voice. No he's busy with the Policewoman
MP can I speak to your mummy then.
Boy whispers. No she's busy with the priest.
MP Oh what about an elder brother or sister
Boy whispers no they are busy talking to the fireman and the man from the ambulance
MP Oh what about an aunt or uncle
Boy whispers they are both busy talking to the man off the telly
Oh my says the MP this sounds terrible is everything ok
The little boy leans forward and whispers everythings fine but everyones busy
MP What are they all doing that is so important that they leave you to answer the door
The little boys leans forward and whispers "They are looking for me!