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Same pub different day, sat there minding my own beeswax, bit of a do on curly ham sandwiches offered all around.
Meanwhile I feel something chewing on my shoelace, it's the smallest chiwawa I've ever ever seen!
I turned to this lady and said, I don't want to worry you but the filling has dropped out of your sandwich, like Queen Victoria she was not amused, she picked up her little coochy coo and moved away from this horrible man.