[Big Joe]

Many years ago I was eating a pie and chips standing in a bus shelter. A lady with a poodle was stood next to me. The dog was yapping the way poodles do then sitting up begging at me while Im eating my grub. The lady said her dog meant know harm but was due feeding when they got home. So I asked her if I could throw the dog a bit to which she gave me a warm smile and nodded followed by not at all. Imagine her surprise as the poodle flew across the road and landed in the bushes!!!