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Originally Posted by dotti34
What I am about to post is purposely and absolutely politically incorrect and I apologise most insincerely if it offends anyone…tough you-know-what’s!
Ladies, don’t knock wearing the burqa, instead think about the benefits. Wearing a burqa means no need to worry if you are having a bad hair day, it will be hidden from view. If you are troubled with facial hair (as so many women are – especially as one ages) no need to epilate, you can be the bearded lady and no one will ever know.
If you feel confined wearing a bra then leave it off – let your boobs bounce freely. Only you will know. You’ll never have to worry about what to wear and if it’s a hot day then the least worn under it the better.
If you overindulge in chocolates and those sugary fizzy drinks who cares about the resultant bulges. These would be strictly between you and the burqa. As for makeup – think of the money you’ll save not needing any.
So maybe the women who wear the burqa are more liberated than we give them credit for…
.…and can anyone tell me where I can get a one?
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Oh Dorothy....I laughed so much the tears ran down my legs.
I have ordered my burqa from E-bay(you can get almost anything on there).
Hooray no more epilation....no more anti wrinkle cream....and I can let everything swing in the breeze.
The other advantage is if you see someone you don't really want to speak to....you no longer need to duck into a shop....they will never know it's you under that marquee.