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...When if you were sat at a table in your local when other folk came in they would politely ask, "is anyone sitting here?", sadly they have gone, I was sat at a table he & she came over plonked themselves down without a wherewithal (always wanted to use that word) she then shufflebottoms until she has enough space which meant I couldn't quite reach my pint (always big mistake), she then started complaining about the volume of the T.V. Ignores the fact that at least six of us are watching the news and sends her husband to the bar to get the volume turned down.
The barmaid comes across and mutes the set thus keeping her happy and others lip reading what they had been interested in.
Well she (the shufflebottomer) was working against the fact that despite hints about not being able to reach my pint she wouldn't move plus we now have apps on our mobiles, I didn't argue, I didn't complain about her ignorance, I just slyly used the app to increase the volume on the set until she dragged her suffering husband and her big arse away from our enjoyment, she did of course complain on the way past to the barmaid, putting that lass through having to listen to her is my only regret.


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