[Morecambe Ex Pat]

We live on a cul-de-sac and Mrs Obnoxious-Lard-Arse parked her car in the turning circle. I asked her if she would be staying long as I had a delivery due shortly and she would be blocked in. After she had explained her rights as a tax paying motorist to me, using some colourful and totally unnecessary language she stormed off into a house. My delivery arrived soon after and as expected, blocked the road completely. We set about unloading the wagon and were about 30 minutes in when Mrs OLA demanded that we move the wagon. I explained to her that the reason why I asked her not to park there wasn't because her car may be abducted by aliens but that once the wagon was here, she wouldn't get out. Using more expletives she demanded the wagon be moved, the driver clinched the deal when he explained to her that the half unloaded wagon was too unsafe to move and that she would just have to wait. She retired to her car and just got redder and redder.