[Dean]

A man walked into a bar with a bag. He sat down and placed the bag on the bar. The bartender asked "What's in the bag?"

The man reached into the bag and pulled out a small piano and stool and put them on the bar. He again reached into the bag and pulled out a little man, about one foot tall and set him on the counter. He sat down at the piano and played a beautiful piece by Mozart.

"Where on earth did you get that?" said the bartender.
The man responded by again reaching into his bag and pulling out a magic lamp. He handed the lamp to the bartender and said "Here, rub it."

The bartender rubbed the lamp and there was a gust of smoke and a genie stood before him. "I will grant you ONE wish only" said the genie.

The bartender got excited and without hesitation said "I want a million bucks".
A few moments later a duck walked into the bar. It was soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon the bar was filled with ducks, and they kept coming.

The bartender turned to the man and said "I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"I know." said the man; "Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"