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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
I would like someone to invent a toilet seat that puts itself down after a chap has been to the toilet.
And a toilet that would give a chap just a teensy electric shock if he peed on the floor.
I hate cleaning round the base of the toilet where all the pee splashes are!
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I bet your chap is really looking forward to the next accyweb meet lol.
We men don't pee on the floor;
after all we have had years of practise. Have you ever thought that it maybe you ladies?
If you look there’s a wee gap between the seat and the porcelain, are the lights on ladies, are you getting my drift? After all we’re the one’s that end up wiggling our toes in it in the mornings.
Its you lot peeing horizontally instead of vertically…lol.
Why would a man need something to put the loo seat down?
We already have something that does that?
