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Doubt that would happen as Mark the Ex Red Bas*@*D is trying to turn the team in to the welsh national side see you. Now think about this........ Its a sunny day at Ewood and all the boys are on the pitch kicking a ball around when Robbie the Steam walks across, Robbie is new but has been a great friend of the Ex Red Bas**%d ever since the days of the druids, they are the firmest of friends and often shower together, Robbie's greatest asset is his smile and nasty tackles from behind, he approches Brett the Convict whos from a small Island in the southern hemisphere, Brett is known for his winning ways and crippling tackles that usually end up with the other person in traction. " Hi" says Robbie "hows it hanging,see you" "Fu#* o** you welsh Bast**@" says the ever engaging antipadian or "I'll rattle my chains at you, go and talk to Tugay" Robbie giggles to himself "imagine being called two gays, oh well I will have to get Mark to transfer him" He skips across the field kicking Dickov on the way past "seen any good German women recently" its so easy to wind up the little jock. Mark calls Robbie and says "everything is in place I have talked to the board and told them that the Welsh team is No2 in the world and because I used to play for ser alexxxx they belive me, I have lined up transfers for Paul Jones to replace the yank, Jason Koumas to replace two gays, and the great Sam Ricketts to play up front, we will soon turn this club in to a welsh squad and then we will move the whole club nearer to Wales so you can vist your family"