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You are right of course Margaret, though perhaps changing the name of the thread to 'Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind' may be too late.
I didn't remain to see the outcome for fear they roped me in to arbitrate.
It seems according to someone else that saw it that the dummy spitting pair, went at each other (to the best of their ability),
Using their wheel chairs as dodgems as each tried to better the other.
Now had I stayed I would have had a cracking video to upload to the site.
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