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dotti34 · 05-09-2019, 23:33

The first surgeon says, "I like to see electricians on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is colour coded."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try librarians! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think accountants are the best;
everything inside them is numbered."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."

05-09-2019, 23:33	#2053
dotti34 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,182 Blog Entries: 80 Liked: 1471 times Rep Power: 634154	Re: Joke Of The Day The first surgeon says, "I like to see electricians on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is colour coded." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try librarians! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think accountants are the best; everything inside them is numbered." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."