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A rabbit walked into a pub one day, approached the bar & asked the landlord for a pint of bitter & a cheese & ham toastie. Astonished as the landlord was, he served the rabbit who proceeded to eat his food & savour his pint while the locals looked on in amazement.
The next day, the rabbit turned up again with exactly the same request - again he was served, this carried on for weeks. Word got round & the pub was packed every day, with people amazed by what they were seeing. The landlord was happy, the rabbit was happy until one day when the rabbit came in & asked for his usual pint & cheese & ham toastie the landlord was heard to say, "I'm sorry, we're clean out of ham,I could make you a cheese & onion toastie if that will suffice?"
The rabbit considered this & accepted the change, ate his toastie & drank his pint before leaving.
The next day there was no sign of the rabbit nor the next or the next until the people stopped flocking to the pub & life went back to normal for the landlord.
Then, one day the landlord noticed a strange mist in the doorway of the pub, taking a closer look he saw an image of the rabbit.
Curiously, he edged forward & whispered "Rabbit, is that you - what happened?"
"Unfortunately, said the rabbit, I died a few weeks ago"
"I'm so sorry" said the landlord "What was the cause"
The rabbit replied "Mixin-me-toasties"