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Busman747 · 05-03-2005, 15:53

I may be suffering with IMS, but according to todays papers, there is a newly recognised disease called FWS.........and Willow is showing all the symptoms!

Quote from the paper:
"FWS, (Forthcoming Wedding Syndrome) is a condition that afflicts a woman, previously of sound mind, who suddenly becomes so focused upon her impending nuptials that her house could be burning down and she would refuse to leave until she got her hands on the file containing well ordered correspondence with everybody from bridesmaids, registrars and hotel managers to erm, sinister nail shaping people. In fact she would step over you to rescue it"

Oh yes, whatever it is, Willow has got it!!

Is there anyone out there that has gone through this with a partner and can teach me survival techniques?

05-03-2005, 15:53	#22
Busman747 Always EVIL within us Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Accrington Posts: 1,568 Blog Entries: 4 Liked: 40 times Rep Power: 1670	Re: At last...it has a name I may be suffering with IMS, but according to todays papers, there is a newly recognised disease called FWS.........and Willow is showing all the symptoms! Quote from the paper: "FWS, (Forthcoming Wedding Syndrome) is a condition that afflicts a woman, previously of sound mind, who suddenly becomes so focused upon her impending nuptials that her house could be burning down and she would refuse to leave until she got her hands on the file containing well ordered correspondence with everybody from bridesmaids, registrars and hotel managers to erm, sinister nail shaping people. In fact she would step over you to rescue it" Oh yes, whatever it is, Willow has got it!! Is there anyone out there that has gone through this with a partner and can teach me survival techniques? __________________ Pray that there is intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's Bu""er all down here on Earth - (Eric Idle)