[Stevie R]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant and whilst waiting for their food a woman at a nearby table starts coughing and spluttering and is in real distress.One of the hillbillies says to her `kin ya swallar?`The woman shakes her head,`kin ya breathe?`She shakes her head and starts to turn blue.The hillbilly walks over to the woman,lifts up her dress,yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked she goes into a violent spasm and coughs out the obstruction in her throat.
The hillbilly walks back to his table and his partner says to him,`Ya know, I heerd of that there hind lick manoover,but I never seed anyone do it.`