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taddy · 22-07-2020, 11:20

On reading "Littlejohns" article in yesterdays Daily Mail at one point I had to put the paper down as I couldn't read through tears of laughter.
Quote, "Fixed to the fence at the municiple tennis courts in Alexandra Gardens, Windsor, Berkshire and bearing the seals of Public Health England and Windsor and Maidenhead council, it reads; "ONLY HANDLE YOUR OWN BALLS".
To quote Littlejohns catchphrase, "You could not make it up".
Also in the same article it states that a study has shown that anyone who dies and has previously tested positive for corona virus is included in the Covid death toll even if they have fully recovered and then been run over by a bus.As a parting shot he tends to think that it is only a matter of time before "Public Health England", starts to bankroll tennis lessons but remember, (ONLY HANDLE YOUR OWN BALLS).
With many thanks to Littlejohn of the Daily Mail, I almost choked on my Hobgoblin,
Your's, The Luddite.

22-07-2020, 11:20	#667
taddy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: huncoat Posts: 1,468 Liked: 743 times Rep Power: 119065	Re: Corona Virus On reading "Littlejohns" article in yesterdays Daily Mail at one point I had to put the paper down as I couldn't read through tears of laughter. Quote, "Fixed to the fence at the municiple tennis courts in Alexandra Gardens, Windsor, Berkshire and bearing the seals of Public Health England and Windsor and Maidenhead council, it reads; "ONLY HANDLE YOUR OWN BALLS". To quote Littlejohns catchphrase, "You could not make it up". Also in the same article it states that a study has shown that anyone who dies and has previously tested positive for corona virus is included in the Covid death toll even if they have fully recovered and then been run over by a bus.As a parting shot he tends to think that it is only a matter of time before "Public Health England", starts to bankroll tennis lessons but remember, (ONLY HANDLE YOUR OWN BALLS). With many thanks to Littlejohn of the Daily Mail, I almost choked on my Hobgoblin, Your's, The Luddite.