[Margaret Pilkington]

Taddy, your problem was you failed to be specific....if you had said get yourself an Aspirin....well, for one thing they don’t sell them singly....and for another...she would have bought what she wanted anyway.....just so that you did not get a lump on your scone....or a slice of hot tongue and a plate of cold shoulder.
And look she saved you from hoofing round the shops, buying something totally inappropriate and having to search for the receipt and take it back when the shops opened again.
Be thankful for Hazel...she keeps you safe!