[dotti34]

A few comments about getting old….

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected.

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked – not a pretty sight. So remember…don’t sing!

I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.

You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

And finally, if you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it”. That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.