It’s the classic quiz joke ...
Bloke goes on a tv quiz show. Host says, “This is a football question. It’s a three part question: you can answer the first part second, the third part first or the second part third, or the second part first and the third part second and the first part third, or the first part third, the second part second and the third part first. Which part would you like to answer first?
And the bloke hasn’t got a clue, so he says, “Err .... I’ll .... Errm .... I’ll answer the third part first and the second part second and the first part third please”
And the host says, “For £64,000 ....... Who scored the goal?”
