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Re: Joke Of The Day
Two drunks staggering down the street singing at the tops of their voices, finally stop outside a house where they increase their volume yet further with renditions of "Nelly Dean" and "I did it my way"
An upstairs window opens and a woman leans out.
"Fred Smith! You get inside here this instant! Showing me up in front of the whole neighbourhood!
And as for you Joe Brown your wife will not be pleased to see you in that condition!"
There is a pause in the singing. The two men look at each other and then up at the woman.
"Well?" she continues "Are you coming inside or staying out there all night?"
The two drunks look at her again in silence and then at each other.
One of them finally speaks "Can you tell us which one of us is Fred?"
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