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I think we all need a bit of a chuckle so here are a few short funnies for bright and funny women to make their day and for bright men who have enough sense of humour to take it….

A couple are lying in bed. The man says ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world’……and the woman replies ‘I’ll miss you’.

‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today’ Jack says as he steps out of the shower. ‘Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this’? ‘Probably that I married you for your money’ she replied.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A. It helps them remember which end to wipe.

Q. How do you stop your husband from reading your emails?
A. Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. They are practising to be men.

…and by the way, we are not aging, we are ripening to perfection.
We all know that mirrors don’t lie…I’m just grateful they don’t laugh.