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There was a teacher at school who we called Sago Pudding Legs as even through her stockings you could tell her skin had lots of little bumps on it - like sago pudding. There was another female teacher who had a wooden leg - and she had the nickname Peg Leg. Kids can be so cruel - but then she was the one who caned the girls, so.....

(Yes, this was before naughty children were 'talked to' or sent to the naughty corner, with not a cane in sight - when I went to school it was a whack, whack, whack, if you misbehaved, no second chances - and no parent dared to complain about the treatment that had been given out to their son or daughter).