Another urban myth in garrison towns is the super hero & his tied up wife. Someone somewhere, heard from a mate down the pigs bar about some "Pad" & his wife who liked a bit of role play/soft bondage & end up getting themselves embarrased when things go wrong.
The general outline tended to be, him back from exercise/mess do/Regt function all hot & flustered, her willing to play along, she gets tied to the matrimonial scratcher, he gets decked out as super hero, jumps/falls from cupboard/ wardrobe does himself a mischief/knocked out.
Wifey goes into panic mode & starts screaming the house down, the neighbours call the GCP/Monkeys, who come barreling in smashing down MQ door & then everyone involved gets rather embarressed by the piquant situation of an unconscious "Batman" with his tackle hanging out & a beet red wifey in her skimpys.
Heard it a hundred times or more, but never ever actually met the pervs!
