[Margaret Pilkington]

Son...do you think it would be ok if we swapped voices for a while......mine usually tells me things like...’you know that donut will land with a bang on your hips’.....or another one is
‘Just because you’ve got a side salad doesn’t mean the chips are less fattening’....or do you know that you’ll have to wal ten miles to use up the calories in that custard cream’

I want to tell my negative commentator to ‘shut up and sit down as a slap in the mush hurts a bit’