The ESA, launched a rocket to the moon crewed by a Yorkingshireite & a Chimp, the lunar lander was remotely controlled from the space centre in Darmstadt & as the module touched down on the surface, all systems turned green & the "Astronauts" set about their assigned tasks.
The Chimp pressed the big Banana button in front of him & his screen lit up with pictogrammes explaining what his mission was.
Suit up for lunar activities.
Leave module & collect samples.
Return to module & place samples in the onboard analysing machine.
Send results back to earth for evaluation.
So the courageous little Chimp suits up & heads off. Once the Chimp had gone the Yorkingshireite pressed the "John Smiths" shaped button on his instruction screen to recieve his instructions
Make sure the Chimp is fed & comes back safe!
