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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
I would eat my own eyeballs with a pickle fork before I would eat Walkers
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If I ever invite you to one of my crisps in Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles bowls, candle lit suppers, would you mind awfully if you were searched at the door, it wouldn't do for you to be let loose with a pickle fork just in case the odd packet of walkers was discovered near your seat.