[MoreJoe]

These are alternate meanings for common words during this time of Covid.


1. Coffee (noun), The person on whom one coughs.


2. Flabbergasted (adjective), Appalled over how much weight you gained.


3. Abdicate (verb), To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.


4. Esplanade (verb), To attempt and explanation while drunk.


5. Willy-Nilly (Adjective) Impotent.


6. Negligent (adjective) Answering the door in your nightgown.


7. Limph (verb) To walk with a lisp.


8. Gargoyle (noun) Olive flavored mouthwash.


9. Balderdash (noun) Rapidly receding hairline.


10. Rectitude (noun) Formal dignified bearing of a Proctologist.


11. Pokemon (noun) Rastafarian Proctologist.


12. Flatulance (noun) Ambulance for anyone run over by a steamroller.


Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night.
-MoreJoe