[chav1]

i once got locked in my friends bedsit and had to use his flask to pee in as i couldnt get out the room to use the toilet situated upstairs

months later we went camping and at the last minuite before setting off he hollard quick get the flask and make some coffee while i finish packing the car

it was a rush job and the pee was still in the flask so i quickly emptied the contents of the flask down the sink and chucked in a few spoons of coffe and some boiling water

later that day in camp i sat by sipping my can of coke watching my 2 friends and our girlfriends enjoy their loverly cup of cofee

it would have remained a secret amongst us to this day but when splitting up with that particular girlfriend i pointed out that she had drank my urine as i was loosing the argument lol.

another time some idiot abandoned their car in our parking space and no one went near it for 6 weeks so we tried the door and it was open and found a spare key then took it to the scrap yard and had a night out on the beer with what we got for it

a few days later we were driving towards clayton and saw some realy upset looking guy towing the car back towards accy lol

edit:

would like to add the car was in bad shape and 6 months out of tax so after 6 weeks we assumed it had been abandoned but it turned out it was a tax dodger so in a way he paid a tax getting his car back from the scrappers lol

the police didnt want to know about it when we rang so we took matters into our own hands you could say lol