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Old 21-02-2022, 16:43   #18
Margaret Pilkington
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Re: DPD Local

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Yes…I felt sure you did but it was my feeble attempt at sarcasm Taddy…I thought you would have guessed that too.

As I have mentioned in earlier posts, after a life span of 75 years I have always stuggled to activate the giggle switch of the famale population, which makes me think that maybe 75% of them were not switched on at Birth.
The thing is Taddy, after a long life(which we have both been lucky enough to have) it takes much more to activate the giggle muscle.
The giggle muscle needs to be crept up on…there has to be an element of surprise….and when you get to this ripe age it is unlikely that we haven’t seen it or done it before.
That said…I have always been very whimsical….and the conventional funnies do not seem to twitch my switch.
But the other night my husband came to bed(no don’t get excited…this is clean) and told me that seven soldiers were being sent from Chorley with an assortment of weapons, to defend the borders of the Ukraine from the Russians…..and the landlady of the Ox and Crown was going to have to get the snug redecorated because there was a clean patch where they had taken the blunderbuss down.

For some reason this picture in my head put me into hysterics.
Yes I know….perhaps I should see somebody about this.
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