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dotti34 · 11-03-2022, 05:54

The circus owner dares anyone in the audience to get in the cage with the lion. Two people volunteer, one is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body, in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history."

"Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try first?" The gorgeous brunette says "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. As he gets close the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect, naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!! He says "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!" He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old golfer replies, "Possibly ... but you've got to get that lion out of there first."

11-03-2022, 05:54	#2144
dotti34 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,182 Blog Entries: 80 Liked: 1471 times Rep Power: 634154	Re: Joke Of The Day The circus owner dares anyone in the audience to get in the cage with the lion. Two people volunteer, one is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body, in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history." "Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try first?" The gorgeous brunette says "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. As he gets close the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect, naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!! He says "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!" He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?" The tough old golfer replies, "Possibly ... but you've got to get that lion out of there first."