[Stevie R]

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not? Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do
WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, okay, I’d get married again
WIFE: You would? (With a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan)
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it’s a great house
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, its almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would you give her my jewelry?
HUSBAND: No, I’m sure she would want her own.
WIFE: Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: Yes, those are always good times.
WIFE: Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she’s left handed.
WIFE: (Silence)
HUSBAND: ****!