Ah, "Gary Oakey, that bane of the boozer, you amble in with a couple of mates to have a scoop or three, bit of a chat & maybe some background interference from the "Jukie" all within bounds, only to find "Gary Oakey" has turned up, dumped his gear in the corner & the tone deaf & disasterous of the local estate are in full swing!
Now if you had the misfortune to have ordered between "Artists", you sink your pint & swiftly move on to more genteel surroundings, but if you catch the caterwauling as you walk through the door, lucky you, a nippy 180 & off to somewhere more appealing.
Aye, Karaoke, making mugs out of the public since the 80's.
