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Oopsie daisy, whilst having this drink,
I needed to use the facilities, on my way out there was a young toddler trying desperately to get in to the toilet, I held the door open and let him in gave it no more thought.
5 minutes later calls are going out for young whomsoever nobodies seen him!
I didn’t at first give it much thought, but then realised if he couldn’t get in he probably couldn’t get out, walked to the toilet door opened it and out walked the young man far calmer than his parents.