[MoreJoe]

Dear Margaret,
I was going to send you a dozen roses for Valentines but I am tapped out from New Year’s Day, Three Kings Day, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Lunar New Year, Black History Month and Groundhog Day.

Now I am saving for George Washington's Birthday, Mardi Gras, Ash Wednesday, Purim, International Women’s Day, Holi, Saint Patrick’s Day, Ramadan, Aprils Fools’ Day, Palm Sunday, Passover, Easter, Tax Day, Eid al-Fitr, Earth Day, Administrative Professionals Day (formerly Secretary's Day), Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month, Jewish American Heritage Month, National Day of Prayer, Cinco de Mayo, National Nurses Day, Día de la Madre, Mother’s Day, Armed Forces Day, Memorial Day, Pride Month, Flag Day, Father’s Day, Juneteenth, 4th of July, Friendship Day, Sister's Day, Women's Equality Day, Labor Day, Grandparents Day, National Day of Service and Remembrance, Hispanic Heritage Month, Rosh Hashanah, Citizenship Day, Yom Kippur, Clergy Appreciation Month, Clergy Appreciation Day, Indigenous People’s Day, World Mental Health Day, National Coming Out Day, National Boss Day, Sweetest Day, United Nations Day, Halloween, All Saints’ Day, Election Day, Veterans Day, Diwali, Thanksgiving, National Native American Heritage Day, Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa and then its back to New Year’s Eve again.

But here you go, I got you an emoji ��

Happy Valentine's Day,
-Joe