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dotti34 · 15-08-2023, 09:13

Apologies if this has been on here before.

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went to town with Mum and Dad."
The farmer just stood there, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
the boy says, "I know where the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs.
I’m sorry but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

15-08-2023, 09:13	#2206
dotti34 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,182 Blog Entries: 80 Liked: 1471 times Rep Power: 634154	Re: Joke Of The Day Apologies if this has been on here before. A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went to town with Mum and Dad." The farmer just stood there, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself. the boy says, "I know where the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant". The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs. I’m sorry but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."