[Margaret Pilkington]

A young blonde women is fed up of everyone thinking she is a blonde Bimbo.
She goes to the hairdressers and has her hair dyed a lovely shade of conker brown.

A couple of days after this, she is passing a field where a shepherd is dealing with his sheep.
She says to the shepherd 'I bet I can tell you how many sheep you have in this field.'

'Go on then@ says the shepherd...'and if you get it right you can have a sheep to take home'

The girl looks for a couple of minutes and tells the shepherd there are 98.

The shepherd looks amazed and tells her to pick a beast...so she does.

she is about to leave when the shepherd shouts her back.
He says to her 'if I can tell you your natural hair colour can I have my dog back?'