Re: Joke Of The Day
A fifty four year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital.
During her stay she had a cardiac arrest and a met God.
'is my time up' she asks God.
God tells her that she will live for another 33years, eight months and six days.
When she has been resuscitated and is recovering...she asks if she can stay in hospital...for a face lift.
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The world will not be destroyed by evil people...
It will be destroyed by those who stand by and do Nothing.
(a paraphrase on a quote by Albert Einstein)
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