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dotti34 · 07-09-2023, 00:43

Smith climbed to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asked the Lord.. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replied, "A minute." Smith asked, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replied, "A penny."

Smith asked, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replied, "In a minute."

07-09-2023, 00:43	#2260
dotti34 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,189 Blog Entries: 80 Liked: 1480 times Rep Power: 833512	Re: Joke Of The Day Smith climbed to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asked the Lord.. "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replied, "A minute." Smith asked, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replied, "A penny." Smith asked, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replied, "In a minute."